I Wish I Had Mental Stability Instead of These Perfect T*ts Crop Tee | Funny Adult Humor Graphic

Description

A crop tee for the woman who roasts herself first and laughs loudest. It swaps a steady mind for a great chest and sounds only half sorry about the trade, the kind of line you say about yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Tall condensed capitals stack the joke in three lines: I WISH I HAD on top, MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF small in the middle, and THESE PERFECT T*TS large across the bottom with the asterisk printed in place. It prints across the front. The lettering prints white on Black, Navy and Coal and black on every other color.

Why this one gets bought

• Fourteen colorways, from White and Bone through Sage, Orchid and Red.
• Soft jersey in a boxy cut with a straight cropped hem.
• Starts at XS and runs to 2XL.
• The ink flips to white on the three darkest grounds, so it reads on all of them.

The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Tee (AS Colour 4062) in a soft jersey knit. Cut as a relaxed, boxy women’s crop tee that runs true to size with a short sleeve. Available in 14 colors: Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.