Description
Read it once for the joke. Read it twice for the concern.
Why the dark-humor crowd grabs this one
- Conversation-starter: a one-liner that stops people mid-sentence.
- Gift-ready: for the friend with a gleefully twisted sense of humor.
- Specific: deadpan and quotable, delivered on a going-out cami.
The blank we print on
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 1012 โ a soft, lightweight cropped cami with thin spaghetti straps. Available in Black Blend, Navy Blend, Red Blend, Pink Blend, Baby Blue Blend, White Blend, and Athletic Heather, in sizes XSโ2XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order and printed in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Cute top, questionable alibi. ๐ชข
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.












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