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How Am I Supposed To Trust You Quote Flowy Scoop Tank

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

The double-take dark-comedy line on a breezy, deep-cut muscle tank — airy fabric, ominous punchline.

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Description

The lightest possible shirt for the heaviest possible joke.

Why the dark-humor crowd grabs this one

  • Conversation-starter: a one-liner that earns a double-take every time.
  • Gift-ready: for the friend whose humor lives on the edge.
  • Specific: deadpan and quotable, on a flowy warm-weather cut.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 8803 — a soft, lightweight flowy scoop muscle tank with dramatically dropped armholes and an airy drape. Available in Black, Black Slub, and Asphalt Slub, in sizes S–2XL.

Printed just for you

Made to order and printed in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Breezy fit, dark heart. 🪢

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's a Bella+Canvas 8803 — a soft, lightweight flowy fabric with an airy, draped feel.

How does it fit?

Loose and flowy with deeply dropped armholes. It runs relaxed — take your usual size for the intended look.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Black, Black Slub, and Asphalt Slub, in sizes S–2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each tank is made to order and printed in the USA, then shipped to you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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