Description
“You can stay but your clothes must go.” One line, heavy type, no follow-up needed. Cut as a straightforward unisex crew, so anyone can wear the joke. The joke is the deadpan hospitality: it sounds like an invitation to stay the night and lands as something a lot more direct. Made for the confidently flirty, and for anyone shopping a bachelorette or a very forward birthday gift.
Why this one gets picked up first
- A flirty opener that lands before you say a word
- A deep run of dark colorways that keep the type crisp
- The gift you give the friend with no filter and no regrets
The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, sizes XS through 5XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart and let the shirt do the talking.
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