Yoga Because Punching People is Frowned Upon, T-Shirt

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‘Yoga: Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon’ — the most honest reason anyone ever hit the mat.

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Description

For the one who breathes deeply so they don’t say something.

Why Funny & Silly people grab this one

  • A studio-and-brunch laugh for yogis with a short fuse and a long exhale.
  • A perfect gift for the wellness friend who’s only mostly zen.
  • Clean statement typography that lands the punchline mid-downward-dog.

The blank we print on
Printed on the Next Level 3600 tee in premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex crew fit with a clean, straight drape — size up for a relaxed look. Available in 11 colorways — Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid White — in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600 tee, made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, durable everyday feel.

How does it fit?

Classic unisex crew fit with a clean, straight drape — size up for a relaxed look.

What colors and sizes are available?

You can choose from 11 colorways (Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid White) in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order right after you purchase, then ships out. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.