Description
For the grown-up humor crowd who like their jokes a shade past PG.
The “University of Your Mom / Maximus Doin Ya Momus” vintage seal — a your-mom joke with a fake diploma.
Why After Dark people grab this one
- Says it for you — a crew tee that opens with a punchline so you don’t have to.
- Gift-ready — the After Dark on your list will actually wear this one on repeat.
- Precisely on-brand — tuned to the exact humor and identity of this crowd.
The blank we print on
We print this on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex retail fit with a clean crew neck — true to size, easy to layer. Choose from Black, Cardinal Red, Cool Blue, Dark Chocolate, Forest Green, Heavy Metal, Indigo, Kelly Green, Maroon, Midnight Navy, Military Green, Purple Rush, Red, Royal in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
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