Three Plates Zero Regrets Funny Food Tee

Price range: $22.99 through $30.99

Unisex crew tee printed with a three-plate stack and “Three Plates Zero Regrets” in burgundy and white.

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Description

One plate is dinner. Three plates is a commitment. Going back for seconds is normal; going back for thirds and feeling great about it is a lifestyle. THREE PLATES arches across the top in distressed burgundy capitals over a stack of three plates: a burger with fries on top, nachos in the middle and a steak with fries on the bottom, with a fork and knife crossed behind them. A foaming beer mug sits to the left, a bottle to the upper right and a steaming coffee mug to the right. ZERO runs below in burgundy, and REGRETS sits in white capitals on a burgundy banner. It prints in burgundy and white across the front. A small Art Outbreak label prints inside the back neck.

Why this one gets bought

  • A shirt for big dinners, buffets and anyone who never skips seconds.
  • Eight colorways. Sizes XS through 5XL.
  • Burgundy and white on every colorway.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 8 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 8 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.