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The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake Women’s Baby Tee | Statement Crop Top

Price range: $26.48 through $29.17

The cropped baby tee that stopped pretending: “The boobs are real, the smile is fake.” Flirty, funny, and a little bit menace.

Style: Baby Tee

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Description

“The boobs are real, the smile is fake.” The cropped baby tee that stopped pretending — flirty, funny, and a little bit menace.

Why it earns a spot in the rotation

  • Fitted, cropped baby-tee cut with a built-in punchline
  • Cheeky After Dark humor for the gloriously unbothered
  • An easy, funny gift that always lands

The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee in soft, quality fabric, cut for a fitted, cropped baby-tee cut. Available in Caviar, sizes S–5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart — no fake smiles required.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Caviar
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a women's baby tee in soft, quality fabric.

How does it fit?

It runs as a fitted, cropped baby-tee cut. If you like a roomier feel, size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Caviar. Sizes S through 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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