Description
A coffee-clutching sloth speaks your truth: sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
Why introverts grab this one
- Peak introvert humor for the reluctant-plans crowd.
- A funny gift for the friend who cancels first.
- Says the quiet part — the sloth-and-coffee combo nails it.
The blank we print on
We print on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — premium fitted cotton with a print that holds its color. Classic unisex retail fit, true to size — grab your normal size. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, and more (11 colorways total), sizes XS / S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy — no dead stock, no landfill overflow. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Show up late, wear the excuse.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
















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