Regal Royal Dogs Tee | Crowned Canine Portrait, Vintage Frame

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

A Great Dane in a crown and ermine robe, flanked by his court of bulldogs, spaniels, a corgi and a pug. The royal family, accurately cast.

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Description

An ornate gilt-framed royal portrait, except the entire court is dogs. A Great Dane sits the throne in a jeweled crown and ermine robe, a golden retriever queen beside him in blue brocade, with bulldogs, a spaniel, a german shepherd, a corgi and a ruffed pug arranged around them in period dress. The joke is that anyone who lives with dogs already recognizes this exact hierarchy. Made for multi-dog households and lovers of old-master parody.

Why dog people grab this one

  • Real gilt-frame portraiture detail rather than cartoon dogs in hats
  • Seven breeds in one court, so most dog owners find theirs
  • A gift for the household where the dogs clearly outrank everyone

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 12 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart and pay your respects.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee, Next Level 3600, in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

It runs as a classic unisex crew with a slim body. Size up one for a looser drape.

Who is this design for?

Dog owners, especially multi-dog households. It is a gilt-framed royal family portrait cast entirely with dogs, including a Great Dane king, a golden retriever queen, bulldogs, a spaniel, a german shepherd, a corgi and a pug.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.