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Nurses We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It T-Shirt | Nurse Stethoscope Design

Price range: $18.82 through $34.07

For the nurse whose bedside manner is excellent and whose inner monologue is not — this tee says the quiet part with a stethoscope-heart wink.

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Some diagnoses are terminal. Stupidity, thankfully, is sedatable.

A playful stethoscope-heart motif frames the line every seasoned RN has thought at 3 a.m.: “We can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it.” Irreverent, earned, and strictly for the ones who’ve survived a full triage board.

Why nurses with a dark sense of humor grab this one

  • Instant nod-of-recognition from anyone in scrubs
  • The gift for the coworker with the driest wit on the floor
  • Dark humor that’s specific to the job, not generic snark

The blank we print on — The Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, with a true-to-size unisex fit that layers cleanly. Choose from Athletic Heather, Black, Heather Mustard, Heather Orange, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Sand Dune, White in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you — Made to order just for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Chart it, sedate it, and finish your shift smiling.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Black, Heather Mustard, Heather Orange, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Sand Dune, White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a unisex jersey short sleeve tee in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable, everyday-soft feel.

How does it fit?

It has a true-to-size unisex fit that layers cleanly, so order your usual size.

What colors and sizes are available?

It comes in Athletic Heather, Black, Heather Mustard, Heather Orange, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Sand Dune, White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How fast does it ship?

Every piece is printed made-to-order, then shipped to you. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.

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