Never Fake An Orgasm hoodie | Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt
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Never Fake An Orgasm hoodie | Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

Price range: $58.98 through $65.82

“Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed” on a heavyweight full-zip hoodie. The blunt truth, now in something you can throw on over everything.

Style: Zip Hoodie

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Description

“Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed” on a heavyweight full-zip hoodie. The contrast is the fun: cozy, unbothered comfort wear carrying the most unfiltered opinion in the room. For the person who says the ruthless thing and then zips up and moves on.

Why this cut earns the hoodie treatment

  • Heavy blend fleece that wears warm and holds the print
  • A full front zip, so you layer it open or closed over anything
  • The comfort piece for someone whose comfort zone includes zero small talk

The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece. A relaxed unisex full-zip hoodie with a roomy body and a lined hood. Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey, sizes S through 3XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Zip up and add to cart.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a unisex heavy blend™ full zip hooded sweatshirt, Gildan 18600 in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece.

Is this a pullover or a zip-up?

It's a full-zip hooded sweatshirt in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece, so it opens all the way down the front rather than pulling over the head.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 4 colorways: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey. Sizes run S through 3XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp.

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