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My Starter Is Older Than Your Relationship T-Shirt | Burger Fries Funny Tee

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

For the baker whose sourdough starter has outlasted more relationships than they’ll admit.

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Description

That bubbling jar on the counter has more longevity than most people’s dating history — and it knows it.

For the baker whose sourdough starter has outlasted more relationships than they’ll admit.

Why Sourdough Bakers people grab this one

  • Insider sourdough humor that home bakers get instantly.
  • Playful food icons keep it warm and rustic, not smug.
  • The gift for the friend who named their starter and means it.

The blank we print on

We print this on a real Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline, cut from premium fitted cotton. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order, printed fresh when you buy — never mass-warehoused. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Feed the starter. Flex the years.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, lasting feel.

How does it fit?

Expect a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline. If you like a looser drape, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Availability can vary by color, so pick your favorite early.

How fast does it ship?

Every order is made to order and printed fresh, then ships in about 3-5 business days. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.

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