My Spirit Animal Would Eat Yours crop tee | Funny Quote Graphic

$31.99

A wellness question and a predator’s answer, in one flat block of type.

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Description

For people whose sense of humor runs competitive. It takes the softest conversation starter going and turns it into a threat, set as three lines of heavy condensed capitals, MY SPIRIT / ANIMAL WOULD / EAT YOURS, stacked tight and filling the full width in one flat ink with no ornament at all.

Why this one gets bought

  • It settles the spirit-animal conversation instead of joining it, which is the fastest way to end one.
  • It works as a gift for the friend who takes every joke as a challenge, and reads every line twice.
  • The type is set big and plain, so the whole joke reads at a glance without any art to decode.

The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Tee in soft, quality cotton. It sits shorter through the body than a standard tee. Available in 14 colors: Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it to the group hang and say nothing.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Women's Crop Tee, in soft, quality cotton.

How does it fit?

It's a women's crop tee, cut shorter through the body. Size up for a looser fit.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 14 colors: Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.