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Keep Your Hands Clean and Your Mind Dirty Shirt | Tee, Crop, Baby Tee & More Styles

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

The sly clean-hands-dirty-mind quote on a soft everyday crew — humor that whispers, then winks.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

A one-line personal policy that lets your sense of humor do the talking on a soft everyday crew.

The sly clean-hands-dirty-mind quote on a soft everyday crew — humor that whispers, then winks.

Why Keep Your Hands Clean and Your Mind Dirty people grab this one

  • Deep, moody color palette makes the bold text pop.
  • Understated enough for work-adjacent, cheeky enough for the bar.
  • The gift for the friend whose group chat is not safe for the office.

The blank we print on

We print this on a real Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline, cut from premium fitted cotton. Available in Solid Black, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order, printed fresh when you buy — never mass-warehoused. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Mind in the gutter, shirt on point.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, lasting feel.

How does it fit?

Expect a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline. If you like a looser drape, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Solid Black, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Availability can vary by color, so pick your favorite early.

How fast does it ship?

Every order is made to order and printed fresh, then ships in about 3-5 business days. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.

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