Intercourse 69 Road Shield Hoodie | Zip Sweatshirt

Price range: $58.98 through $65.82

A highway route shield with a number nobody reads innocently. On the full-zip it rides the back.

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Description

For adults who like a joke that arrives with a straight face. It is highway signage, drawn exactly the way a real route marker is drawn, pointing at a number nobody reads innocently: a US highway route shield done in maroon and cream, an arched banner reading INTERCOURSE curving over a road shield carrying the number 69, the whole badge ringed by a thin circle, with a lightly speckled vintage print texture. On the full-zip it rides the back.

Why this one gets bought

  • The badge is drawn like real highway signage rather than a cartoon, so it reads as a design first and a joke second.
  • It is an easy gift for the friend whose humor is filthy but whose taste is not, which is a narrower shelf than it sounds.
  • The banner and the number carry it together, so the joke lands without a caption underneath explaining itself.

The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blendโ„ข Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece. It wears as a standard unisex full-zip hoodie. Available in 3 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy. Sizes S through 3XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Zip it up on the way out and let the back handle introductions.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Dark Heather, Navy

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Heavy Blendโ„ข Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt, Gildan 18600, in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece.

How does it fit?

A standard unisex full-zip hoodie fit. Size up for a roomier layer.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 3 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy. Sizes run S through 3XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.