I’m Not Sarcastic I’m Just Smart And You’re Sensitive | Owl Illustration Tee

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just smart and you’re sensitive.” A wise-owl tee for the sharp-tongued genius who’s always right and rarely diplomatic about it.

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Description

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just smart and you’re sensitive.” Paired with a wise, unbothered owl, this tee is for the quick-witted know-it-all who’s usually right and never sorry about how they said it.

Why the sharp-tongued grab this one

  • A razor-sharp one-liner for the proudly sarcastic
  • A funny gift for the smartest, driest person you know
  • Charming owl graphic that reads clearly across a room

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton, cut for a classic unisex crew fit. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White, sizes XS–5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. State the obvious — add to cart.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee, Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

It runs as a classic unisex crew fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.