I’m Hot I’m Wet I Taste Delicious Coffee Crop Tee | Coffee Humor

$31.99

Morning humor with a twist — “I’m Hot, I’m Wet, and I Taste Delicious. Coffee.”

Style: Crop Tee

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Description

The “Hot, Wet, and Delicious — Coffee” one-liner on a relaxed, cropped tee.

Why coffee-loving people grab this one

  • Playful double-take — the coffee reveal earns a grin every time.
  • Caffeine-lover gift — for the friend fueled entirely by espresso.
  • Easy, lived-in crop — the roomy cut wears soft from day one.

The blank we print on

We print on the Women’s Crop Tee — soft, quality cotton with a relaxed, dropped-shoulder crop that hits above the waist for a lived-in look. Available in 3 colors (Black, Coal, Navy), in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouse stock. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Crop it — first, coffee.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Coal, Navy

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on our Women's Crop Tee, made from soft, quality cotton for a soft, durable everyday feel.

How does it fit?

Expect a relaxed, dropped-shoulder crop that hits above the waist for a lived-in look. If you're between sizes, size up for a roomier feel.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 3 colors (Black, Coal, Navy) and sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each piece is made to order and typically ships in a few business days. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.