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I Teach Therefore I Drink T-Shirt | Teacher Stack of Books Tee

Price range: $18.82 through $34.07

A tidy stack of books and a punchline every educator has whispered by October — ‘I teach, therefore I drink.’

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Description

Descartes never ran a Friday afternoon classroom. This is philosophy, teacher edition, printed under a stack of books.

Why teachers grab this one

  • Guaranteed staff-room laugh and a knowing look from every colleague.
  • A perfect end-of-year or teacher-appreciation gift with real personality.
  • Speaks to actual classroom life — not a generic ‘world’s best teacher’ slogan.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) in soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, with a unisex retail crew-neck fit that runs true to size. Available in Asphalt, Athletic Heather, Black, True Royal, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you

Every order is made to order and printed fresh when you buy. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Grade the papers. Pour the wine. Repeat.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Color

Asphalt, Athletic Heather, Black, True Royal

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) in soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, everyday feel.

How does it fit?

It has a unisex retail crew-neck fit that runs true to size. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier drape, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

This design comes in Asphalt, Athletic Heather, Black, True Royal, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How long does shipping take?

Each tee is made to order and printed just for you, so allow a few days to produce before it ships. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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