I Sleep Naked Hoodie | Funny Text Zip Hoodie

Price range: $47.72 through $54.55

The ultimate irony: an “I sleep naked” full-zip hoodie — the coziest possible layer for someone who wears nothing to bed.

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Description

The most clothing they’ll wear all night.

Why the after-dark crowd grabs this one

  • Conversation-starter: a blunt overshare on the coziest possible garment — the joke writes itself.
  • Gift-ready: for the friend who’s all-in on the no-pajamas life.
  • Specific: a front-and-back statement in heavyweight zip-up form.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Gildan 18600 full-zip hooded sweatshirt — a heavy cotton-poly blend fleece with a soft brushed interior, roomy hood, and metal zipper; the design prints on the front with a bold back print too. Shown in Black, in sizes S–3XL.

Printed just for you

Made to order and printed in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Cozy now, naked later. 😴

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's a Gildan 18600 full-zip hoodie — a heavy cotton-poly blend fleece with a soft brushed inside and a durable metal zipper.

How does it fit?

A relaxed unisex fit with room to layer. Between sizes? Stay true for a classic fit or size up for extra coziness.

What's printed where, and what colors and sizes?

A front print plus a bold back print. Shown in Black, in sizes S–3XL.

How does shipping work?

Each hoodie is made to order and printed in the USA, then shipped to you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.