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I May Not Go Down In History Spaghetti Strap Crop Tank Top | Funny Slogan Crop Top

Price range: $34.99 through $37.99

“I May Not Go Down in History (But I Will Go Down on You)” — a promise that’s all punchline and pure confidence.

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👕 Premium quality — soft, fitted, made to last
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Description

For the one who’d rather be legendary in the bedroom than in the textbooks.

Why bold people grab this one

  • A dead-certain conversation starter at bars, parties, and bachelorette nights.
  • A cheeky gift for a partner or a friend who lives for a good double entendre.
  • The full punchline plays out in confident type — subtle from afar, unmistakable up close.

The blank we print on

We print this Women’s Spaghetti Strap Tank Top on the Bella+Canvas 1012 blank — Airlume combed ring-spun cotton that wears soft and holds up wash after wash. Expect a fitted spaghetti-strap crop with delicate straps and a flirty length. Available in Black, Navy, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every order is made-to-order just for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

History’s overrated anyway.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank and material is this printed on?

It's printed on the Bella+Canvas 1012 blank in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft feel that holds up wash after wash.

How does it fit?

This is a fitted spaghetti-strap crop with delicate straps and a flirty length. We recommend ordering your usual size.

What colors and sizes are available?

It comes in Black, Navy, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made-to-order just for you, so allow a little production time before it ships. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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