Description
Chickens first, a short list of humans second—priorities, sorted.
Why these folks grab this one:
- A misanthropic-but-cozy slogan chicken folks fully endorse.
- The gift for the introvert with a coop and a short people-list.
- Specific chicken-and-people humor over a generic farm tee.
The blank we print on:
Printed on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton—a classic unisex crew fit, true to size. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Turquoise, Solid White, sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Printed just for you: every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Chickens, then maybe three of you.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.















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