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I Got Hit in the Head with a Can of Soda Tee | Funny Soft Drink Quote T-Shirt

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

The dad-joke tee where the punchline is right there in the fine print: it was a SOFT drink.

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Description

It sounds like an injury report until you hit the punchline — it was a soft drink, no harm done.

The dad-joke tee where the punchline is right there in the fine print: it was a SOFT drink.

Why Dad Jokes people grab this one

  • A slow-burn groaner that rewards the person who actually reads it.
  • Peak Father’s Day / dad-birthday material for the household pun machine.
  • Wholesome, all-ages humor that’s safe for the school pickup line.

The blank we print on

We print this on a real Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline, cut from premium fitted cotton. Available in Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Natural, Solid White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order, printed fresh when you buy — never mass-warehoused. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Deliver the pun. Absorb the eye-rolls. Repeat.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Natural, Solid White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, lasting feel.

How does it fit?

Expect a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline. If you like a looser drape, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Natural, Solid White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Availability can vary by color, so pick your favorite early.

How fast does it ship?

Every order is made to order and printed fresh, then ships in about 3-5 business days. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.

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