Floats ‘N Hoes Tee | Pool Float Party Graphic Shirt

Description

For adults whose summer plan is a cooler, an inner tube and nowhere to be. The line names the two things the day consists of. The art is a single-ink retro illustration: a man in sunglasses lounging back in an inner tube with a can, and behind him two women in bikinis stretched out on pool floats, one laughing and one holding a drink. FLOATS ‘N HOES sits below in heavy capitals. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• The joke is the rhyme doing all the work, so it lands before anyone has finished reading it.
• The single-ink retro treatment gives it the look of an old beer-league shirt, which is exactly the register the joke wants.
• It suits the friend who owns more pool floats than furniture.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 7 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Natural, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it to the lake and claim the good tube.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.