Description
For women whose type has been a documented problem since school. It admits the pattern out loud and refuses to apologize for it. EXCLUSIVELY sits on the first line, INTO on the second with a small red warning flag on either side of it, and RED FLAGS on the third, all in heavy black stencil capitals. It prints across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- The joke is the confession, because saying the pattern out loud is what turns it into a punchline.
- The two little flags do the work a paragraph would, so the line reads as a punchline the moment you see it.
- It suits the friend whose dating stories have become a group project.
The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Tee in soft, quality cotton. It sits shorter through the body than a standard tee. Available in 10 colors: Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Orchid, Pale Pink, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it where your friends will nod.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.






















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