Emotionally Unavailable But Physically Down Crop Tee | Text Graphic, Retro Gradient

$31.99

“Emotionally Unavailable but Physically Down” in a retro gradient crop — self-aware and stylish.

Style: Crop Tee

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Description

For the situationship survivor who's honest about the arrangement.

“Emotionally Unavailable but Physically Down” in a retro gradient crop — self-aware and stylish.

Why Emotionally Unavailable but Physically Down people grab this one

  • Says it for you — a crop tee that opens with a punchline so you don’t have to.
  • Gift-ready — the Emotionally Unavailable but Physically Down on your list will actually wear this one on repeat.
  • Precisely on-brand — tuned to the exact humor and identity of this crowd.

The blank we print on

We print this on the Women's Crop Tee, made from soft, quality cotton/fabric. Relaxed, dropped-shoulder crop with a boxy, lived-in silhouette. Choose from Black, Coal, Navy, Sage, Sand, White in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Coal, Navy, Sage, Sand, White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

We print it on the Women's Crop Tee, made from soft, quality cotton/fabric — built to hold its shape and color wash after wash.

How does it fit?

A relaxed, dropped-shoulder crop with a boxy, lived-in feel that sits above the waist.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Black, Coal, Navy, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every order is made to order and printed just for you, then shipped out fresh. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.