Dachshund Mom Tee: Dachshunds Are the Reason Beds Have Steps

Price range: $23.99 through $32.99

Unisex crew tee printed “Dachshunds Are the Reason Beds Have Steps” over a cream dachshund with hearts and paw prints.

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Description

A tee for the dachshund owner who bought the dog stairs and lost the bed anyway. Dachshunds have long backs and short legs, so their owners buy little stairs to help them up onto the bed. Anyone who lives with a doxie knows whose bed it is now. DACHSHUNDS, ARE THE REASON and BEDS HAVE STEPS run across the top in three lines of tall brown capitals. Below them, a cream dachshund with a brown outline stands in profile facing right, with a small smile and a floppy ear, surrounded by little hearts, paw prints and curling lines. It prints in brown and cream across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • A gift for the doxie mom or dad whose dog owns the best spot on the bed.
  • Eleven colorways, from Heather Grey to Solid White.
  • Sizes XS through 5XL.
  • Printed in brown and cream on the front.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 11 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 11 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.