Blow Me (It’s My Birthday) Tank

$24.99

“Blow me, it’s my birthday” on an easy tank — the cheeky candle pun for the birthday celebrant who came to misbehave.

Style: Tank

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Description

“Blow me, it’s my birthday.” The cheeky candle pun, now on an easy unisex tank for the birthday celebrant who came to misbehave. Warm-weather birthdays, meet your uniform.

Why birthday troublemakers grab this one

  • A cheeky birthday one-liner that starts the party
  • A funny gift for the birthday friend who has no filter
  • Relaxed tank cut that’s ready for warm-weather celebrations

The blank we print on
Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, cut for a relaxed unisex tank cut. Available in Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, True Royal, sizes XS–2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart and make a wish.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, True Royal

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a unisex jersey tank, Bella+Canvas 3480 in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton.

Is this a cheeky/adult design?

It's a tongue-in-cheek 'Blow me, it's my birthday' candle pun — playful innuendo, nothing explicit. A funny birthday gift.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, True Royal. Sizes XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.