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Bad Decisions Make Better Stories Scoop Tank | Funny Slogan Muscle Tank

Price range: $30.99 through $34.99

Women’s flowy scoop muscle tank printed Bad Decisions Make Better Stories in white bold capitals.

Style: Muscle Tank

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Description

A scoop tank for the slow morning after a night worth retelling. The night you almost skipped is the one everyone still talks about, and this one takes the side of the story. BAD DECISIONS MAKE BETTER STORIES runs in three centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: BAD DECISIONS, then MAKE BETTER, then STORIES, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is white. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • Three colorways.
  • Sizes S through 2XL.
  • White lettering on every colorway.
  • Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in a lightweight flowy knit. Cut as a women’s flowy scoop tank with a draped body and a deep armhole. Available in 3 colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes S through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Women's Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in a lightweight flowy knit.

How does it fit?

Cut as a women's flowy scoop tank with a draped body and a deep armhole. It runs small, so size up one if you are between sizes.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 3 colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes run S through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.

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