Always Wash Your Balls Funny Golf T-Shirt

Price range: $22.99 through $30.99

Unisex crew tee printed with a vintage golfer and “Always Wash Your Balls” in distressed white.

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Description

Golf etiquette has rules, and this tee picked its favorite. Made for the golfer whose sense of humor runs After Dark, it turns clubhouse advice into a double meaning the whole foursome will catch. “Always” runs in a looping script, and WASH / YOUR / BALLS stacks beneath it in tall cracked capitals. A vintage golfer in a plaid shirt and pleated trousers finishes his swing beside the words, club raised over his shoulder. Black detail picks out the club shaft and the folds of his clothes. It prints in distressed white across the front. A small Art Outbreak label prints inside the back neck.

Why this one gets bought

  • A gift for the weekend golfer, the bachelor party foursome and the friend who laughs at every double meaning.
  • Eight colorways. Sizes XS through 5XL.
  • White ink on every colorway, all of them dark.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 8 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 8 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.