Description
For the grown-up humor crowd who like their jokes a shade past PG.
โ63 Earths can fit inside Uranusโ โ grade-school astronomy meets grown-up smirk, printed dead-center.
Why After Dark people grab this one
- Instant conversation-starter โ the kind of crew tee that gets a laugh (or a knowing nod) before you say a word.
- A gift that actually lands โ perfect for the After Dark in your life who has everything but this.
- Made for the in-crowd โ specific enough that only the right people truly get it.
The blank we print on
We print this on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex retail fit with a clean crew neck โ true to size, easy to layer. Choose from Black, Cool Blue, Forest Green, Heavy Metal, Indigo, Midnight Navy, Military Green, Purple Rush, Royal in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Add to cart โ we won't tell.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.














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