Description
For the friend who's proud to announce: I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. Clean, deadpan lettering states the obvious with zero shame — the bad decisions come standard, sober or not.
Why sarcastic people grab this one
- A sarcastic one-liner that gets an instant 'same' from your group chat.
- The gift for the friend whose chaos runs on personality, not proof.
- Witty and specific — self-aware humor that wears well anywhere.
The blank we print on
This is a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (tee). Printed on the Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton. Unisex retail fit — true to size with a smooth ribbed collar; size up for a relaxed drape.
Available in 13 colors — Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White — and sizes XS–5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Own the chaos. Blame nothing.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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