Description
Tall, deadpan lettering with the parenthetical that changes everything: (unless you’re into it).
Why these folks grab this one
- A guaranteed double-take and laugh from anyone who reads it
- The gift for the friend with the most no-filter humor
- Captures the exact deadpan parenthetical, not vague gross-out humor
The blank we print on
Printed on an unisex crew tee — a Next Level 3600 blank in premium fitted cotton. Unisex retail fit with a classic crew neck — true to size, roomy without being baggy. Colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, and Solid White. Sizes: XS / S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, so it’s fresh off the press for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Say it, then leave the caveat hanging.
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