Description
Your social battery drains before noon; the rest of the day is pure damage control.
Why sarcasm-powered people grab this one
- A wearable warning label for the coworker who survives on eye-rolls.
- A birthday gift for the friend whose inner monologue is R-rated.
- Bold lettering announcing exactly what powers you through small talk.
The blank we print on
Printed on the Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton, this Unisex Cotton Crew Tee gives you a true-to-size unisex crew fit that works on everyone. Available in Solid White, Heather Grey, Solid Red, Solid Light Pink, Solid Turquoise, Solid Natural, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Gold across sizes 5XL, 4XL, 2XL, 3XL, L, XL, M, S, XS.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made-to-order just after you buy. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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