Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap T-Shirt

Description

A ransom note with a sense of humor. This shirt makes a dark joke about kidnapping in the style of a ransom note, for anyone who likes their humor on the edgy side. FAT / PEOPLE / ARE / HARDER / TO / KIDNAP runs in six centered lines of ransom-note lettering, each letter cut out and pasted on its own cream paper tile. Most letters are black, with red letters on the A in FAT, the A and the final R in HARDER, and the A in KIDNAP, and a few letters set in mismatched typefaces. A strip of silver duct tape sits at the top left, a pair of black scissors lies at the bottom left, and a dark smudged thumbprint sits at the bottom right. It prints in full color across the front. A small Art Outbreak label prints inside the back neck.

Why this one gets bought

• A gag gift for friends with a dark sense of humor.
• Fifteen colorways. Sizes XS through 5XL.
• Full color on every colorway.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.