My Dachshund Is the Longest Nap on Earth Tee

Price range: $22.99 through $30.99

Unisex crew tee printed with a sleeping dachshund badge and “My Dachshund Is the Longest Nap on Earth” in full color.

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Description

Long dog, long nap, no regrets. Dachshunds were bred long and low for hunting, and most of them now spend that length stretched out asleep. A white circle badge with a dashed brown stitched border holds a sleeping brown and tan dachshund stretched across the top, eyes closed, its back patterned with paw prints and small hearts. MY DACHSHUND / IS THE LONGEST runs below in dark brown capitals, with NAP ON EARTH in rust orange. It prints in full color across the front. A small Art Outbreak label prints inside the back neck.

Why this one gets bought

  • A gift for dachshund parents and anyone who shares a couch with one.
  • Fifteen colorways. Sizes XS through 5XL.
  • Full color on every colorway.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Pink, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Pink, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Pink, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.