Description
For the friend who's proud to announce: I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. Clean, deadpan lettering states the obvious with zero shame, the bad decisions come standard, sober or not.
Why sarcastic people grab this one
- A sarcastic one-liner that gets an instant 'same' from your group chat.
- The gift for the friend whose chaos runs on personality, not proof.
- Witty and specific, self-aware humor that wears well anywhere.
The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Own the chaos. Blame nothing.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

























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