Description
For women whose friends have stopped bothering to warn them. It admits the pattern out loud and refuses to apologize for it. EXCLUSIVELY sits on the first line, INTO on the second with a small red warning flag on either side of it, and RED FLAGS on the third, all in heavy black stencil capitals. It prints across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- The joke is the confession, because saying the pattern out loud is what turns it into a punchline.
- The two little flags do the work a paragraph would, so the line reads as a punchline the moment you see it.
- It suits the friend whose dating stories have become a group project.
The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it to brunch and take the teasing.
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