Never Fake an Orgasm Let Them Know They Failed Tee

Price range: $26.48 through $29.17

“Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed” on a fitted baby tee. Retro cut, zero diplomacy.

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Description

“Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed” on a fitted baby tee. The retro cut is snug and short by design, which suits a line that was never going to be shy. A go-to for a night out or a gag gift for the friend with zero filter.

Why the baby tee is the right home for this line

  • A fitted retro silhouette that keeps the type tight and legible
  • Short sleeves and a cropped hem without going sleeveless
  • Sized generously, so the fitted cut works well past a standard small run

The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee in soft, quality fabric. Fitted and cropped in the classic baby-tee shape, with short sleeves. Available in Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, Cloud Dancer, sizes S through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart. The subtlety ship has sailed.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, Cloud Dancer

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a women's baby tee in soft, quality fabric.

How does it fit?

It's a fitted baby tee, so it runs snug and short on purpose. Size up one for a more forgiving fit.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 4 colorways: Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, Cloud Dancer. Sizes run S through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp.