How Am I Supposed to Trust You text tee | Crew Tee, Minimal Typography

Price range: $24.99 through $29.99

Clean, minimal type. Deeply unhinged message. The double-take dark-comedy line on a classic unisex tee.

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Description

All it takes is one clean line of text to make a room go quiet.

Why the dark-humor crowd grabs this one

  • Conversation-starter: minimal type means the joke does all the work.
  • Gift-ready: for the friend whose humor is dry as a bone.
  • Specific: deadpan, quotable, and endlessly re-read.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Next Level 3600 โ€” premium fitted cotton with a clean unisex crew fit. Available in 15 colors, from Solid Black and Heather Grey to Royal, Gold, Kelly Green, and Turquoise, in sizes XSโ€“5XL.

Printed just for you

Made to order and printed in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Pink, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600 โ€” premium fitted cotton that's soft, breathable, and holds its shape.

How does it fit?

A true unisex crew cut with a modern, slightly fitted line. Prefer roomy? Size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

15 colors including Solid Black, Heather Grey, Cream, Royal, Gold, Kelly Green, Turquoise, and White, in sizes XSโ€“5XL.

How does shipping work?

Each tee is made to order and printed in the USA, then shipped to you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.