The Way to a Man’s Heart Spaghetti Strap Crop Tank

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The โ€œ4th and 5th ribsโ€ ribcage gag on a fitted spaghetti crop โ€” dark humor with a flirty cut.

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Description

For the dark-humor romantic who read the anatomy chapter a little too closely.

The โ€œ4th and 5th ribsโ€ ribcage gag on a fitted spaghetti crop โ€” dark humor with a flirty cut.

Why The Way to a Man's Heart is Through His 4th and 5th Ribs people grab this one

  • Says it for you โ€” a spaghetti-strap tank that opens with a punchline so you don’t have to.
  • Gift-ready โ€” the The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through His 4th and 5th Ribs on your list will actually wear this one on repeat.
  • Precisely on-brand โ€” tuned to the exact humor and identity of this crowd.

The blank we print on

We print this on the Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1012), made from soft cotton-blend jersey. Fitted women’s cut with thin spaghetti straps and a cropped, mid-length hem. Choose from Black Blend, Navy Blend in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Add to cart before someone reaches your 4th and 5th ribs first.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

We print it on the Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1012), made from soft cotton-blend jersey. It's built to hold color wash after wash.

How does it fit?

A fitted women's spaghetti-strap tank with a cropped, mid-length hem and thin straps. It sits close to the body.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Black Blend, Navy Blend. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every order is made to order and printed just for you, then shipped out fresh. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.