Don’t Feed The Chris Wallace Spaghetti Strap Crop Tank Top | Muscle Bear Graphic

Price range: $34.37 through $37.28

The DFCW muscle-bear on a fitted spaghetti crop — fandom humor with a warm-weather cut.

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Description

For the Don't Feed The Chris Wallace crowd who already know the bear.

The DFCW muscle-bear on a fitted spaghetti crop — fandom humor with a warm-weather cut.

Why DFCW people grab this one

  • Instant conversation-starter — the kind of spaghetti-strap tank that gets a laugh (or a knowing nod) before you say a word.
  • A gift that actually lands — perfect for the DFCW in your life who has everything but this.
  • Made for the in-crowd — specific enough that only the right people truly get it.

The blank we print on

We print this on the Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1012), made from soft cotton-blend jersey. Fitted women’s cut with thin spaghetti straps and a cropped, mid-length hem. Choose from Athletic Heather, Baby Blue Blend, Black Blend, Navy Blend, White Blend in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Add to cart and feed the fandom, not the bear.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid White Blend

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

We print it on the Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1012), made from soft cotton-blend jersey. It's built to hold color wash after wash.

How does it fit?

A fitted women's spaghetti-strap tank with a cropped, mid-length hem and thin straps. It sits close to the body.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Athletic Heather, Baby Blue Blend, Black Blend, Navy Blend, White Blend. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every order is made to order and printed just for you, then shipped out fresh. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.