Muscular Shakespeare gym tank with 'Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?' text - literary weightlifting fitness humor design
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Shakespeare Muscular Portrait tank | “Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?”

Price range: $24.99 through $27.99

A jacked, brooding Shakespeare asking the only question that matters at the rack — ‘Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?’

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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Description

To lift, or not to lift? There was never a question. Behold a muscular Bard demanding: Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?

Why gym people grab this one

  • A muscular Shakespeare portrait with an old-English gym callout.
  • A hilarious gift for the lifter who also appreciates a good literary bit.
  • Sleeveless, sarcastic styling for the gym floor and the book club.

The blank we print on

We print on the Bella+Canvas 3480 unisex jersey tank in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. A relaxed unisex tank cut with a dropped armhole that moves with you. Available in White, Leaf, Athletic Heather, Red, sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every order is made to order and printed just for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Hoist, sir. Loudly.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

White, Leaf, Athletic Heather, Red
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on the Bella+Canvas 3480 unisex jersey tank in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, durable feel.

How does it fit?

A relaxed unisex tank cut with a dropped armhole that moves with you.

What colors and sizes are available?

It comes in White, Leaf, Athletic Heather, Red, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order and printed just for you, so allow a little extra handling time. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.

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