Muscles Are Expensive tank top | Gym fitness workout apparel

$24.99

For the lifter who wants the gym truth on a tank that moves with the reps.

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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👕 Premium soft cotton — the softest blanks in the business
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Description

A relaxed jersey tank carries the gym-budget gag — “Muscles Are Expensive” — through every set.

Why lifters grab this one

  • A quick laugh from the rack to the bench.
  • A fun gift for the gym-obsessed friend on a food budget.
  • Barbell-humor specific — not a plain muscle tank.

The blank we print on

We print on a Bella+Canvas 3480 tank — a relaxed unisex tank fit with a slightly dropped armhole for easy movement, printed on Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. Available in Black, Dark Grey, Navy. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order, so your print stays crisp and vibrant wash after wash. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Invest in the pump.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Dark Grey, Navy

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this tank printed on?

We print this tank on the Bella+Canvas 3480 — Airlume combed ring-spun cotton with a soft hand and long-lasting print.

How does it fit?

It's a relaxed unisex tank fit with a slightly dropped armhole for easy movement. If you're between sizes, size up for a roomier feel.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Black, Dark Grey, Navy. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each piece is made to order and typically ships in a few business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.