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I Keep Secrets By Forgetting Almost Immediately Tee | Funny Text Shirt

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

“I keep secrets by forgetting almost immediately.” The most honest confidentiality policy there is — your secret is safe, mostly because it’s gone.

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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👕 Premium soft cotton — the softest blanks in the business
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Description

“I keep secrets by forgetting almost immediately.” Technically airtight. Your secret is genuinely safe, not because of loyalty but because it left your brain before the sentence finished.

Why the cheerfully forgetful grab this one

  • Painfully relatable for anyone whose memory has opinions
  • A funny gift for the friend who means well and remembers nothing
  • Clean text graphic that reads clearly across a room

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton, cut for a classic unisex crew fit. Available in Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal, sizes XS–5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart — you’ll forget you did.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee, Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

It runs as a classic unisex crew fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal. Sizes XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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