Department of Tasteful Fornication (DTF) Embroidered Polo

Price range: $37.62 through $49.83

A crisp embroidered polo with a small DTF crest on the chest โ€” corporate on the surface, deeply unserious underneath.

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Description

Business in the front, inside joke everywhere.

Why the after-dark crowd grabs this one

  • Conversation-starter: looks like company merch until someone reads the crest.
  • Gift-ready: for the friend who’d wear this to a work barbecue on purpose.
  • Specific: deadpan seal parody, embroidered on a polished polo.

The blank we print on

Embroidered on the Port Authority K500 โ€” a durable, wrinkle-resistant piquรฉ polo with a classic collar and a smooth, professional finish. The DTF crest is stitched on the left chest. Available in 7 colors, from Black and Navy to Red, Steel Grey, Stone, and White, in sizes Sโ€“5XL.

Made just for you

Made to order and embroidered in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Dress code: classified. ๐Ÿฆ…

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Cool Grey, Navy, Red, Steel Grey, Stone, White

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's a Port Authority K500 piquรฉ polo โ€” durable, wrinkle-resistant, and smooth, with a classic collar. The design is embroidered, not printed.

How does it fit?

A classic polo fit โ€” not too slim, not boxy. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

What colors and sizes can I get?

7 colors โ€” Black, Cool Grey, Navy, Red, Steel Grey, Stone, and White โ€” in sizes Sโ€“5XL.

How does shipping work?

Each polo is made to order and embroidered in the USA, then shipped to you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.