Description
For the friend who's proud to announce: I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. Clean, deadpan lettering states the obvious with zero shame โ the bad decisions come standard, sober or not.
Why sarcastic people grab this one
- A sarcastic one-liner that gets an instant 'same' from your group chat.
- The gift for the friend whose chaos runs on personality, not proof.
- Witty and specific โ self-aware humor that wears well anywhere.
The blank we print on
This is a Women's Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (tank). Printed on the Bella+Canvas 8803 in Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Relaxed, drapey scoop-neck with dropped armholes; breezy and loose over the body.
Available in 3 colors โ Black, Asphalt Slub, Black Slub โ and sizes Sโ2XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Own the chaos. Blame nothing.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.


















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