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Alien Abduction Forest Ask Me About My Butthole T-Shirt | UFO Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $33.99

A gleefully absurd UFO tee for the friend whose humor lives firmly after dark.

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Description

A UFO, a pine forest, and one very specific request—weird humor with a straight face.

Why these folks grab this one:

  • A retro abduction scene that guarantees a double-take.
  • The perfect gift for the weird-humor friend who’s seen it all.
  • Sci-fi shock comedy you won’t find on a normal tee rack.

The blank we print on:

Printed on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton—a classic unisex crew fit, true to size. Available in Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you: every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Beam it up and wear the weird.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank and material is this printed on?

It's printed on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

This is a classic unisex crew fit, true to size. If you're between sizes or want extra room, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How fast does it ship, and is shipping free?

Every order is made to order and typically ships in 3–5 business days. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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