Description
A perfectly innocent little rowboat and a caption that raises exactly one eyebrow.
Why cheeky captains grab this one
- The dad-joke of the dock — a double meaning wrapped in tasteful nautical art.
- Gag-gift gold for the guy who names his boat something worse.
- Reads twice — clean at a glance, cheeky on the second look.
The blank we print on
We print on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — premium fitted cotton with a print that holds its color. Classic unisex retail fit, true to size — grab your normal size. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, and more (12 colorways total), sizes XS / S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy — no dead stock, no landfill overflow. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Wear it to the marina and watch the smirks land.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

















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