Description
The classic “take me home” line, scrambled into exactly how it comes out after round four.
Why party regulars grab this one
- A guaranteed laugh at the bar crawl, backyard kegger, or dive-bar trivia night.
- The perfect gift for the friend who’s always the last one standing.
- Bold all-caps print that reads clear across a crowded room.
The blank we print on
Printed on the Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton, this Unisex Cotton Crew Tee gives you a true-to-size unisex crew fit that works on everyone. Available in Solid White, Heather Grey, Solid Red, Solid Light Pink, Solid Turquoise, Solid Natural, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Gold across sizes 5XL, 4XL, 2XL, 3XL, L, XL, M, S, XS.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made-to-order just after you buy. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Grab it, pour one, and let the shirt slur for you.
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